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ARPANET map in 1972 This site was made for one purpose and that is to please our lord and saviour Kjell.

This site contains such amazing functions such as Contacting your faviourite ice cream service,
Logging in to buy some of our fantastic products under the "Storage" tab,
after that you may view our extraordinary products that may or may not become purchable in the future!
(You can access this over at the "News" Tab

More about Kjell.
Kjell was born some time in between the birth of our beautiful planet and the death of the mighty dinosours. Some may even claim that Kjell were the cause of the metorite plumiting towards earth causing massive destruction, thus eradicating the inferior dinos.



Source: Wikipedia: Philosophy of Kjell